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Mendo Breath 21%Thc Humboldts Finest *PrivateReserve* Mendo Breath 21%Thc Humboldts Finest *PrivateReserve*

Gfarma Humboldts Finest Mendo Breath is a super rare indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic OG Kush Breath with the rare Mendo Montage strain. This hard to find bud brings on the potency, with a THC level that bottoms out at about 19-20% on average and dazzling full bodied effects. Mendo Breath comes on pretty quickly after your first few hits, filling your mind and body with a happy tingly effect. This tingle quickly turns into a full on buzz, washing over you physic...

1/8 Oz $40
1/4 Oz $75
Blue Dream Blue Dream

Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the level effects of Blue Dream, which ease you gently into a calm euphoria. A sweet berry aroma from its Blueberry parent, Blue Dream delivers swift symptom relief without heavy sedative effects. This makes Blue Dream a popular daytime medicine for patients treating...

1/8 Oz $35
1/4 Oz $65
1/2 Oz $120
Oz $200
*PR* Peaches and Cream *PR* Peaches and Cream

The Peaches and Cream hybrid is a Skunk phenotype with a flavor that lives up to its name. Though floral and citrusy in aroma, Peaches and Cream has a sweet fruity taste underscored by a subtle spiciness. Its buds take on a soft pink-orange color during maturation with bright amber hairs bursting from pastel calyxes. Heady euphoria gives way to creativity and good moods, making this strain an excellent choice for focused tasks and unwinding after work.

1 Gram $15
1/8 Oz $45
1/4 Oz $85
1/2 Oz $165
Mandarin Mint (CBX) *Grams only* Mandarin Mint (CBX) *Grams only*

A strain by Cannabiotix - Indica dominant cross between Orange Crush & Thin Mint Cookie. This hybrid can sometimes be described as a 50/50 for someone looking for the best of both worlds. Helps with pain, anxiety, loss of appetite & nausea.    Fun Fact: Bred with 2 first place High Times Cannabis cup winners.

1 Gram $18
1/8 Oz $52
1/4 Oz $98
1/2 Oz $183
Oz $341

Concentrates

PureXtracts - Cherry AK 1g PureXtracts - Cherry AK 1g
THC: 72.17 % CBD: 0.20 %
1 Gram $23
Sativa Disposable Vape Pen (DGE) Sativa Disposable Vape Pen (DGE)

By Desert Grown Extracts. 250mg Disposable Vape Pen

1/2 Gram $25
Hybrid Disposable Vape Pen (DGE) Hybrid Disposable Vape Pen (DGE)

By Desert Grown Extracts. 250mg Disposable Vape Pen

1/2 Gram $25

Vapes

Sour Diesel, Super Lemon Haze, Gelato, Sunset Sherbet, Sour Skittles, Gorilla Glue 4, King Louis XIII, Zkittlez Sour Diesel, Super Lemon Haze, Gelato, Sunset Sherbet, Sour Skittles, Gorilla Glue 4, King Louis XIII, Zkittlez
THC: 75.00 %

STRAINS (MAKE SELECTION IN COMMENTS):SATIVA: Sour Diesel, Super Lemon Haze, Pineapple Express, Jack Herer, White Widow, Blue DreamHybrid: Gelato, Sunset Sherbet, Sour Skittles, Girl Scout Cookies, Fruit PunchIndica: Zkittlez, King Louis XIII, Gorilla Glue 4 DISPOSABLE VAPE PENS The glossy all gold Magic Pipe pen is sleek and simple with a no-button design. With a range of flavors to fit any desire, it provides a clean and captivating concentrate experience.

1/2 Gram $35
1 Gram $70
Sour Diesel, Super Lemon Haze, Gelato, Sunset Sherbet, Sour Skittles, Gorilla Glue 4, King Louis XIII, Zkittlez Sour Diesel, Super Lemon Haze, Gelato, Sunset Sherbet, Sour Skittles, Gorilla Glue 4, King Louis XIII, Zkittlez
THC: 75.00 %

Strains available (Make selection in comments):SATIVA: Sour Diesel, Super Lemon Haze, Pineapple Express, Jack Herer, White Widow, Blue DreamHybrid: Gelato, Sunset Sherbet, Sour Skittles, Girl Scout Cookies, Fruit PunchIndica: Zkittlez, King Louis XIII, Gorilla Glue 4,  DISPOSABLE VAPE PENS The glossy all gold Magic Pipe pen is sleek and simple with a no-button design. With a range of flavors to fit any desire, it provides a clean and captivating concentrate experience.

1/2 Gram $35
1 Gram $70
Sour Diesel, Jack Herer, White Widow, Sour Skittles, Girl Scout Cookies, Sunset Sherbet, King Louis XIII Sour Diesel, Jack Herer, White Widow, Sour Skittles, Girl Scout Cookies, Sunset Sherbet, King Louis XIII
THC: 75.00 %

Strains (make selection in comments)Sative: Sour Diesel, Jack Herer, White WidowHybrid: Sour Skittles, Girl Scout Cookies,Sunset SherbetIndica: King Louis XIII DISPOSABLE VAPE PENS The glossy all gold Magic Pipe pen is sleek and simple with a no-button design. With a range of flavors to fit any desire, it provides a clean and captivating concentrate experience.

1/2 Gram $35
1 Gram $65
Jack Herer by Magic Pipe 500mg disposable Jack Herer by Magic Pipe 500mg disposable
THC: 75.00 %

Jack Herer is a sativa-dominant cannabis strain that has gained as much renown as its namesake, the marijuana activist and author of The Emperor Wears No Clothes. Combining a Haze hybrid with a Northern Lights #5 and Shiva Skunk cross, Sensi Seeds created Jack Herer hoping to capture both the cerebral elevation associated with sativas and the heavy resin production of indicas. Its rich genetic background gives rise to several different variations of Jack Herer, each phenotype bearing its own uni...

1/2 Gram $35
Select Co2 - 6 pack Select Co2 - 6 pack
THC: 65.00 % CBD: 0.01 %

6 assorted cartridges x 500mg each. THC ranges 65%-90% and CBD ranges 0.01%-0.1%

Single unit $80
Blueberry Blueberry

Relax with Brass Knuckles’ Blueberry Cartridge. Taste the overwhelming blueberry bliss and let this indica marinate your mind combining euphoric vibes with long-lasting, potent effects relieving pain and stress ideal for users experiencing discomfort.

1 Gram $60

Edibles

Korova 5150 Korova 5150
THC: 500.00 mg

Korova's famous Fifty-One-Fifty Bar is a potent blend of our award winning chocolate chip cookie baked on top of their Triple Chocolate Brownie. 500mg THC

Single unit $25
Pot Chips hot cheetos Pot Chips hot cheetos
THC: 300.00 mg

These pot chips are a delicious snack and a great edible. Made with premium thc distillate these are great for discrete medication use. 

Single unit $12
Kushy Punch Sale 10 (100mg each) for $100. (1000mg total!) Kushy Punch Sale 10 (100mg each) for $100. (1000mg total!)

Mix and Match as you'd like, choose any 10 Kushy Punch 100mg Gummies available in indica, sativa, or hybrid. From the site: SATIVA Stimulates EnergyUplifting Cerebral EffectPromotes Creativity and FocusFights Depression INDICA Appetite- InducingDeep RelaxationSleep AidBody RestingPain, Nausea, Stress, and Anxiety Relief HYBRID Combines the effect of Indica and Sativa strainsBody RestingDeep RelaxationUplifting Cerebral EffectFights DepressionPromotes Mind/Body Balance Hand-crafted, potent...

Single unit $100
Liquid Gold Bars - Ultimate Milk Chocolate Liquid Gold Bars - Ultimate Milk Chocolate

G FarmaLabs brings a new era of chocolate production and enjoyment to the cannabis industry. Gone are the days of having to ingest something that was not quite appealing to our taste buds. Behind us are the moments of not enjoying our cannabis infused products due to the raw flavor of cannabis oil in them.

Single unit $25

PreRolls

Cuba Libre Cannagars Cuba Libre Cannagars
THC: 25.00 %

Cuba Libre Cannagars are packed with premium top shelf flower. Our cannagars are classy and potent. Take your time sipping your whiskey and puffing your slow burning Cuba Libre. Pass it around and share with friends because this fine cannabis will stay lit for 30 mins. The aroma smells so delicious youChoose between (Grapefruit or Blueberry)

Single unit $30
Gelato premium Kief infused pre roll Gelato premium Kief infused pre roll

These premium flower pre rolls are made using premium baby buds only, no shake was used in these pre rolls. This gelato flower has also been infused with guava kief to add an extra kick. We use raw hemp cones. 

Single unit $12
Black Afghan PR (DGF) Black Afghan PR (DGF)

Desert Grown Farms. INDICA - Black Afghan is a complex indica-dominant strain with euphoric and relaxing effects. The flowers develop as jade, pine tree-shaped colas with dark green, nearly black sugar leaves. Black Afghan’s terpene profile is an aromatic mixture of pepper, earth, and sage smothered in dark berries, alluding to the strain’s cerebral and physical effects. This strain’s heady, uplifted buzz and relaxing, munchie-inducing body effects make it perfect for a lazy afternoon.

Single unit $13
Sno-Cone Pre-roll 4pack Sno-Cone Pre-roll 4pack

Looking to mix-up your medicating experience? These Sno Cone pre-rolls combine all of your favorites into one portable sharable product. These pre-rolls are filled with top shelf indoor organic flower and rolled to perfection, then coated in pure Co2 cannabis oil. This amazing treat is then rolled high quality kief and packaged in a reusable joint tube so you can enjoy at your own pace. This assorted 4pack of Sno Cone pre-rolls is the best way to share a marvel of cannabis innovation at a budget...

Single unit $30
Cuba Libre Cannagars Cuba Libre Cannagars
THC: 25.00 %

Cuba Libre Cannagars are packed with premium top shelf flower. Our cannagars are classy and potent. Take your time sipping your whiskey and puffing your slow burning Cuba Libre. Pass it around and share with friends because this fine cannabis will stay lit for 30 mins. The aroma smells so delicious youChoose between (Grapefruit or Blueberry)

Single unit $30

Tinctures

Zspecial order Indicreme CBD 2 oz Zspecial order Indicreme CBD 2 oz

NO THC Delivers deep penetrating, maximum strength pain relief of minor aches and pains of muscles and joints associated with simple backache, arthritis, strains, bruises, and sprains

Single unit $52
CBD Alive Plentiful Drops 300mg CBD Alive Plentiful Drops 300mg

CBD Alive’s Abundant Drops are Pure CO2 extracted CBD-rich Cannabis Oil in a 10 to 1 CBD to THC ratio. This is mixed in a wildcrafted coconut oil base with a taste of organic peppermint essential oil. The 15 ml dropper bottle contains over 300 mg of Cannabinoids.

Single unit $65
Strainz Tincture - Balance (SST) Strainz Tincture - Balance (SST)

Processed by Silver State Trading /// 1:1 Ratio of THC and CBD  /// *TAXES NOT INCLUDED IN ALL PRICES*

Single unit $30
CBD Tincture CBD Tincture

1 Fl OZ bottle, serving size 1/2 dropper, servings per container 40, 24% CBD, Contains NO THC/NON psychoactive, Ingredients:Blue Agave Nector

Single unit $45
Alpha Extracts THC/CBD Tincture 50/50 mg Alpha Extracts THC/CBD Tincture 50/50 mg

CO2 extracted cannabis and hemp oil. Delivers a perfect 1 to 1 ratio of THC to CBD.

Single unit $50
Alpha Extracts THC Tincture 180 mg Alpha Extracts THC Tincture 180 mg

180 mg of CO2 extracted cannabis oil infused in organic coconut oil.

Single unit $50

Topicals

Synergy Relief Balm (DIXIE) Synergy Relief Balm (DIXIE)

Dixie Two is better than one, and that’s just what you get with Dixie Synergy. We’ve infused this relief balm with THC and CBD (the cannabinoid most commonly associated with the health benefits of marijuana) in a 1:1 ratio. And the harmonious effect of both is greater than the sum of individual cannabinoids. Synergy Relief Balm has powerful anti-inflammatory properties that are great for treating chronic pain. And it’s absorbed through the skin, so it doesn’t produce the psychoactive effects ty...

Single unit $40
Sacred Biology CBD Muscle Rub 150 MG Sacred Biology CBD Muscle Rub 150 MG

Our 150 mg CBD Muscle Rub is packed with pain fighting, organic ingredients. Menthol and Arnica combine to increase circulation and ease tension and swelling. Tumeric oil acts as a topical anti-inflammatory that works synergistically with our proprietary blend of essential oils to ease even the most acute muscle and joint pain. Our Muscle rub not only eases pain it has also been shown to help resolve chronic conditions with regular use.

Single unit $40
Sacred Biology CBD Healing Balm 50 MG Sacred Biology CBD Healing Balm 50 MG

Our magic healing balm contains CBD and a bounty of powerhouse ingredients that work harmoniously together to heal even the most acute skin conditions. Organic Hemp and coconut oil work with enriching shea butter to nourish, moisturize and protect sensitive and dry skin. Rosehip seed oil provides a burst of antioxidants that speeds healing times and reduces the appearance of uneven skin tones and scars. Organic Calendula oil gently calms and soothes swelling and irritation. Our proprietary blend...

Single unit $18
Sacred Biology CBD Lotion 50 MG Sacred Biology CBD Lotion 50 MG

This beautiful, ultra moisturizing and conditioning formula uses pure, Organic Hemp Seed Oil and CBD to help replenish, renew and rejuvenate even the most mature, sun damaged skin, leaving it feeling soft and supple. Our lotion is packed with essential fatty acids, vitamins, and vital nutrients making it the perfect product for any skin type.

Single unit $15
Gypsy Magic CBD Bath Bomb Gypsy Magic CBD Bath Bomb

40 mg CBD. 100% natural, non-psychoactive, made with therapeutic-grade essential oils, created using CBD from Colorado grown help, never tested on animals and environmentally friendly. Scents: Fortune, Beatnik, Love Spell, Wanderlust, Gypsy Tea Party, Bohemian Rhapsody, Crystal Visions.

Single unit $12

Paraphernalia

Badfish Rice Papers King Size w/ Tips Badfish Rice Papers King Size w/ Tips

Badfish Rice Papers King Size w/ Tips

Single unit $2
Bob Marely Hemp Papers 1 1/4″ Bob Marely Hemp Papers 1 1/4″

Bob Marely Hemp Papers 1 1/4″

Single unit $4
Bob Marely Hemp Papers King Size Bob Marely Hemp Papers King Size

Bob Marely Hemp Papers King Size

Single unit $5
Elements Papers King Size w/ Tips Elements Papers King Size w/ Tips

Elements Papers King Size w/ Tips

Single unit $5
Glass Bubbler Glass Bubbler

Glass Bubbler

Single unit $30
Glass Chillum Glass Chillum

With these 4” USA OG Chillums, you’ll never run the risk of being left high and dry without a means to get lifted. We’ve all been there; desperately whittling away at an apple or trying to fashion an aluminum can into a smoking aid. With these highly affordable, convenient heat-resistant glass chillum pipes, you don’t have to subject yourself to that last minute urgency. Each of these 4” made-in-the-U.S.A. chillums features a simple, inconspicuous transparent glass design baring the OG insignia.

Single unit $7

Other

First Time Patient Gift First Time Patient Gift

We’re nothing like other delivery services. Our unique in-home dispensary service brings a full dispensary selection right to your home in our discrete custom pizza bag. You get to experience all of our products, reading labels, smelling the flower and consulting with one of our trained budtenders to assure you get the medicine that is right for you! To show off this amazing service, we offer the best First Time Patient Deal in California. In addition to our welcome grab bag, that includes a li...

Single unit $35
4/$100 Vape Cartridges + FREE 1/8 4/$100 Vape Cartridges + FREE 1/8

Includes High Society Vape Cartridges only. Cannot be combined with other deals, Free strain subject to availability. 

Single unit $100
Absolute Xtracts 3 Function Battery with Case Absolute Xtracts 3 Function Battery with Case

This is the Absolute Xtracts brand 3 function vape battery with carrying case! With a simple click of the button you can switch between 3.6volts, 3.8 volts and 4.0 volts in one battery.  

Single unit $25
First Time Patient Gift First Time Patient Gift

We’re nothing like other delivery services. Our unique in-home dispensary service brings a full dispensary selection right to your home in our discrete custom pizza bag. You get to experience all of our products, reading labels, smelling the flower and consulting with one of our trained budtenders to assure you get the medicine that is right for you! To show off this amazing service, we offer the best First Time Patient Deal in California. In addition to our welcome grab bag, that includes a li...

Single unit $35

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