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The Best First Time Patient Gift in California! (A Pre-roll, an Edible, AND A Gram (Your choice on all!)

We’re nothing like other delivery services. Our unique in-home dispensary service brings a full dispensary selection right to your home in our discrete custom pizza bag. You get to experience all of our products, reading labels, smelling the flower and consulting with one of our trained budtenders to assure you get the medicine that is right for you! To show off this amazing service, we offer the best First Time Patient Deal in California. In addition to our welcome grab bag, that includes a l...

The Best First Time Patient Gift in California! (A Pre-roll, an Edible, AND A Gram (Your choice on all!) The Best First Time Patient Gift in California! (A Pre-roll, an Edible, AND A Gram (Your choice on all!)
Mix n Match 1/8ths

You can mix n match all our flowers!  Piece together an ounce of different flowers for the same price!

Mix n Match 1/8ths Mix n Match 1/8ths
Mountain Remedy
Mountain Remedy
Walnut Creek
The Best First Time Patient Gift in California! (A Pre-roll, an Edible, AND A Gram (Your choice on all!)

We’re nothing like other delivery services. Our unique in-home dispensary service brings a full dispensary selection right to your home in our discrete custom pizza bag. You get to experience all of our products, reading labels, smelling the flower and consulting with one of our trained budtenders to assure you get the medicine that is right for you! To show off this amazing service, we offer the best First Time Patient Deal in California. In addition to our welcome grab bag, that includes a...

The Best First Time Patient Gift in California! (A Pre-roll, an Edible, AND A Gram (Your choice on all!) The Best First Time Patient Gift in California! (A Pre-roll, an Edible, AND A Gram (Your choice on all!)
Mix n Match 1/4ths

Mix N Match any of our 1/4ths

Mix n Match 1/4ths Mix n Match 1/4ths
Mountain Remedy
Mountain Remedy
Walnut Creek
15% OFF 3-5 PM HIGHTIDE HAPPY HOUR 7 DAYS A WEEK!!

High Tide 420 Happy Hour 3-5 p.m. 15% off anything on menu!! Exactly as it sounds. Everyday from 3 to 5 p.m recieve 15% off anything on our menu! flowers, vapes, shatter, medibles it dont matter we got it 15%off ! Does not include other deals!! Only refers to items on menu at regular cost. please add High Tide sale in comments box so we can take your % off! Offer still comes with free pre-roll and an edible as always!

15% OFF 3-5 PM HIGHTIDE HAPPY HOUR 7 DAYS A WEEK!! 15% OFF 3-5 PM HIGHTIDE HAPPY HOUR 7 DAYS A WEEK!!
Beach Budz SD
Beach Budz SD
San Diego
Thursday - 15% off all cartridges!

All vape cartridges are 15% off every Thursday.

Thursday - 15% off all cartridges! Thursday - 15% off all cartridges!
Happy Hour 12-3 pm: $35 1/8th of flower, OG Kush

$35 1/8th of flower, for OG Kush

Happy Hour 12-3 pm: $35 1/8th of flower, OG Kush Happy Hour 12-3 pm: $35 1/8th of flower, OG Kush
Bodhi Pharma
Bodhi Pharma
Redwood City
Blue Dream - $60 for 7 gram

Blue Dream Limited Time Deal - Berry White - $60 for 7 gram

Blue Dream - $60 for 7 gram Blue Dream - $60 for 7 gram
Golden Line
Golden Line
San Francisco
J1 *$100 OUNCE SPECIAL*

28 Grams for $100!Deal is valid until supplies last, so hurry as this popular J1 strain will go fast. 

J1 *$100 OUNCE SPECIAL* J1 *$100 OUNCE SPECIAL*
Wake and Bake 10am-1pm 10% off entire order

Get 10% off your entire order during the hours of 10am-1pm Monday-Friday. *valid on all products currently in stock at the time. 

Wake and Bake 10am-1pm 10% off entire order Wake and Bake 10am-1pm 10% off entire order
Farm Starz
Farm Starz
San Francisco
Everyday: Buy 3 get 1 Free. (The Half Ounce Hook Up!) Mix and Match!

We handle bulk in a different way. When you buy a total of half an ounce, you get to mix and match among all of our 8ths, and we’ll give you the 4th for free! That means you can grab your sleepytime Indica, your saturday Sativa and house cleaning Hybrid, then pick a fourth to enjoy as you see fit! Don’t be tied down to a single strain (Well, you can if you want), instead stock up with the exact variety your lifestyle requires! (Note, the lowest priced 8th is the free one)

Everyday: Buy 3 get 1 Free. (The Half Ounce Hook Up!) Mix and Match! Everyday: Buy 3 get 1 Free. (The Half Ounce Hook Up!) Mix and Match!
Buy 5 vape pens get $5 Off Each!!

Choose any 5 vape pens and get $25 Off! Pens come in 500mg

Buy 5 vape pens get $5 Off Each!! Buy 5 vape pens get $5 Off Each!!
Farm Starz
Farm Starz
San Francisco

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